Where do they put all the bits?

I got a new GPS unit last week in the REI sale. It came with a DVD of all the TOPO maps of the USA and a 128Mb microSD card. Well that's pretty small these days so I popped down to Fry's to get a bigger one.

4Gb!!! 

Its simply stunning to think that this has 4Gb memory. I don't even see the point of buying anything less than 4Gb at the moment because its so cheap. When I think of all the 16K ram packs from the ZX81 days its really quite stunning. J was equally impressed and its not like her to be impressed by small things Surprise. I feel like I could be a spy or something and fill it with secret blue prints and then smuggle it inside a button or something very James Bond. Heck its totally swallowable though I don't suspect the manufacturing covers stomach acid and I don't facy the idea of finding it.

The real problem now is what the hell do I do with the 8Mb, 16Mb CF cards I have sitting around. I think I have a 512Mb microdrive that I paid a small fortune for 10 years ago. I need to find a hobby where the price of things goes UP not down.

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DRM vendors thanks for shutting down...

[Wow 2 posts in one day and neither about running!]

There are a lot of people out there who hate DRM with a passion. I'm not one of them. I understand that its a necessary evil in a world where most people will get something for nothing if they possibly can. Though I disagree with some of the high profits and salaries that some entertainers and entertainment companies get there is a reason we all lock our doors at night - to stop people taking what is not theirs. The entertainment industry is no different other than its far easier to steal content than it is to take my TV.

However this doesn't mean there are not some parts of DRM that annoy me and I just had to spend my valuable time working around some of this. You see I supported MSN Music when they first went live and I purchased my 99c tracks from them. I was a bit annoyed when one day I tried to go to the site and was told they were shutting down. They sent me over to Urge which was mildly annoying. They promised that the DRM validation that happens would continue to work... but for how long? Since Urge is owned by MTV I figured they were a pretty safe bet for the future. Of course I was wrong and at some point Urge was shut down and we were all sent over to Rhapsody. At least my login from Urge works there but wait a moment whats this? I need to download the Rhapsody player? I cant use them in Media Player where all my other music is. No I don't care if there are workarounds.... you just lost my business.

In the last month I got a Zune - mainly to try out the XNA Game Studio development platform but since I've never had an Ipod it was an opportunity for me to join the cool kids. Zune software has to be installed to sync which is pretty annoying again but at least it picks up my media library.... well almost. Ripped CDs are there but nothing from MSN Music or from Urge. Woo hoo for DRM. So I can't sync my DRM songs to the Zune from Media player because the Zune team and the Media Player team have some sort of ongoing feud to ensure there are multiple ways to do everything in Windows. AND I can't sync my songs from the Zune software because it doesn't understand any DRM other than the Zune store stuff.

Now I could spend half a day finding out if I'm an idiot and there is a way to do this but the easiest way was to burn all the DRM music to multiple CDs and then rip them all back in. Now Zune is happy and all works again with my songs.

Of course the chance of me buying stuff from Zune Store is pretty low expecially since Amazon appears to be happy to sell me unprotected MP3s and I suggest you do the same. The Zune pass stuff is vaguly interesting but there are so many 'just another $9.99 a month' things out there for me to spend my money on and thats more then I generally spend on music anyway.

Digital paper still isn't good enough

Today I got an email from the ACM regarding the ACM queue magazine I get as part of my membership. Seems that they are not going to print the paper copy any more. The reasons they give sound like they paid a marketing consultant to come up with them:

  • "In response to a growing demand to offer a richer, more robust online presence"
  • "in response to a changing business environment for specialized print magazines"

Whilst I can appreciate the first point its certainly no reason to drop the print issue. The second point I suspect actually means "we are not making enough (any) profit on this 'free' magazine even though its usually full of paid ads". Now I certainly don't see why any business should continue to make a product if there is no money in it for them but this is one of those times that you should just come out and say it.

The problem, for me, is that for me magazines are some of the few times I am away from the computer. I spend most of my day in front of one of my machines so in bed, in the little boys room, on a plane etc are the places where I catch up. Whilst I could take my laptop to those places its not as portable as a paper magazine (and you can't tear it up into little square if you are out of toilet paper!).

I've seen a couple of magazines go this way in the last few years so I suspect its a trend which is going to catch on. Several of the magazines I read regularly are already offered in a digital version though oddly enough like e-books very few of them are offered cheaper.  For example Reader Digest Paper costs $1.25 per issue. Readers Digest Kindle Edition costs $1.25 per issue. I doubt if electronic delivery can be more expensive that physical delivery and I'm sure that the electronic copy has all the same ads so where is the savings to me? Come on Amazon make it worth my while if you want me to pay $400 for your Kindle.

Even worse it appears that every magazine publisher wants you to read the magazine THEIR way. Some I have tried have their own viewer applications, others let you download PDFs of the magazine which are great if you have a 17"+ monitor to read it on. Amazon appears to have a proprietary format which means that right now there is almost no magazines or newspapers available. I suspect the range of books is equally a small percentage of the total out there though it looks like they are somewhere around 80k books which should be enough to keep people busy for a while.

The final failure point for me is a lack of color. Magazines add a lot of value with diagrams and images and right now there's no color devices out there. Hopefully this will change soon - there is speculation on several. Sadly its hard to see all of these in one place to know what form factor is good and what display size will work for you. Resolution and contrast are improving over older models but we are still a long way from the paper printing so having a screen that is smaller than the average current book doesn't cut it for me. I'm so tempted to order a Kindle but my gut feel is that it will annoy me and not give me $400 worth of value.

A quick trip to Vancouver

Time for another running story - with tales of lycra and nasty smells abound.

For the second time my running group headed North from Seattle to the frozen wastes of Canada and a the city with one of the worst traffic systems I have ever seen. I swear that they randomly change which streets are one way and which are not every time I visit and with no turn lanes and badly synchronized traffic lights you need to ensure you are on the correct side of the street if you intend to get anywhere.

For those long time readers you may remember that Vancouver was the site of my 1st marathon 2 years ago. Yesterday I was running the shorter half marathon. Its only been 3 weeks since my 50k and although I am recovered well day to day pushing my legs too hard in a race increases injury risk and, as I found, finds all the aches and pains that are not really recovered.

Last time in Vancouver it rained heavily but we awoke Sunday morning to a clear sunny day. As usual an early start so we walked down to the start around 6am and checked our bags and went to the start line. Vancouver is a nice race and generally well organized but they have no pace markers at the start line so everyone including the walkers decides its OK to stand near the front. It took me 6 minutes to cross the start and I was passing walkers for 2 miles. Come on marathon organizers PLEASE put up big signs asking the walkers to start from the back.

Considering the potential of tired legs I was not sure if I should go for it on this race but after the 1st mile I was doing pretty well so I figured I'd just keep going. The sun was out and directly on us so it was warming up. But the really odd thing was that I could still see my breath and the air seemed chilly. Lots of twists and turns so sunglasses on and off and on and off again. My pace started well and seemed pretty even for the 1st half of the race 9:38, 9:05, 9:08, 8:59, 9:07, 9:04 and hitting the half way point at exactly 1 hour. I was quite surprised that it had gone so well. If I could keep up this pace there was a pretty good chance of running sub 2:00. I'd not got to the only hill yet but things seemed to be going well. But it seems that my body had some other ideas. Right after the half way point my legs seemed to remember the 50k.... it would seem that an hour was all they were prepared to give me for free and they started feeling heavy and I started to slow. Miles 7 and 8 were 9:30 and 9:58 (though mile 8 I think had a water AND gu stop in there so its not quite as bad as it looks).

Right after mile 8 begins the slow climb up and over the Lion's Gate bridge. Exactly at the time my legs need something more optimistic. Oh well - its not that big or long so I shorten my strides and use my considerable marathon experience to get me up there... you know what this means right? Yes its time for more "ZMans's rules of Lycra"....

From Seattle 2007 we already have one and the hill in Vancouver has contributed 3 new ones...

  1. Underwear: There are 3 kinds of underwear allowed under lycra shorts - granny/big pants, thong/g-string, nothing! If you must wear regular underwear that cuts your buttocks in half remember that whilst its tough to see the problem in jeans or a skirt the lycra shorts will accentuate your now very visible 4 butt cheeks and anonymous marathon runners will mock you. This shall be known as a muffin-butt.
  2. Color: Grey/Silver looks the best if you can pull it off. Black is best if you shouldn't be wearing lycra but insist on it
  3. Gender: If you have the ass of the average 55 year old guy  then you need to switch from lycra, lose some weight or wear a longer shirt. Dude you got me moving up the hill faster than any of the cute lady bottoms today just so I could be past you!!!
  4. Length: Shorty short lycra pants are a little 'cheeky' but can be quite hill inspiring on the right people. Sadly it appears that not many of those people run at my speed in races. Folks not everyone can be Daisy Duke. Here's the test: Wear your shorts one day and show 3-4 of your close male friends. Watch their reactions.... it should be pretty obvious if you should inflict that on several thousand people.

So back to the hill. I'm huffing and puffing my way up and seeing my sub 2:00 race disappear and coming to terms with it when I hear someone call my name. Its S from my running group who is having an awesome run. She seems as shocked to see me as I am to see her. After a pretty breathless conversation about being close to 2:00 pace (a HUGE PR for her) I let her know that my legs are very heavy and I am going to be no use to help pace her in to the finish and tell her to get on and go for it and off she goes. My legs are very jealous. Approaching the top I see she has taken a short walk break and I am catching up. I'm glad of someone to chase to take my mind off things so as we go down the hill my extra weight gives me a bit of an advantage and I catch her around mile 9.5 after putting in a 10:11 mile - my slowest of the race.

The down hill has been very kind to me and I'm feeling pretty good again. We are slightly off 2:00 pace but I start to convince myself that between the two of us we can do it. So I keep up the pace and S comes with me and we hit mile 10 in 8:32. Everything is looking good and we need to run a 27 minute 5k to break 2:00 which means its going to be close. Then the flat runs out and the very slightly up hill whips my legs into submission once again. I can tell I'm slowing so I tell S to run her race and go break 2 hours while I start to play those mind games that happen at the end of a race.

I keep her in sight for a short time and then I blink and she is lost in the crowd. Mile 11 is 8:51 and mile 12 I slow back to 9:30 when I take a slightly extended water stop. At mile 12 I decide that if I REALLY push it I can still do a respectable time so I ignore the heavy legs and knock out an 8:08 and scream down to the finish. It feels really good passing lots of people and for a minute I wonder if I will catch S but I never see her till after the end. My final time 2:01:06 which I think is my 3rd fastest half if you don't include my crazy split in Seattle. (S by the way was just slightly over 2:00 - an awesome time and 10+ minute PR for her).

We head off to meet the crew. D finished his 1st 8k and got 2nd place in his age group! Out come the cow bells to cheer in the rest of the gang. 1st half marathon finishes for A, C and M - 2nd half and a PR for J even though she's not been feeling great all week. I think a PR for M (a different M - there are too many people I run with called M) too. Finally Coach N running the full and finally finishing Vancouver which for various reasons has eluded her. She ran the 50k with me 3 weeks ago so no surprise she found this one quite hard. I'm glad she recommended I only ran the half!

After the race some beers and great fish & chips at an English pub and a chocolate waffle for dessert afterwards. Mmmmmmm

Oh and I missed blogging about the smells. I passed a couple of guys who just stank.. now I'm not one who thinks you should shower BEFORE a half marathon but jeez people there's no need to hold off for a week. This is a crowded sport near the start. J also found a couple of stinkers on her run.

And finally my favourite guy was a guy who had 'Happy Star Wars day - May the 4th be with you' on his T-Shirt. (For those who didn't click the link its goes to 'Wookie-pedia')

 

 

 

The luck of the British

Yes I know its supposed to be the Irish but I'm not sure what is lucky about a country famous for a Potato Famine. While the big data drive was in the freezer I booted up the server to see what shape the rest of it was in and to my surprise I found that I was so lazy that I had left the databases in their default location on the C drive. So I have lost none of my databases.

This evening I headed off down to Frys to get some new storage hardware. I got a 1Tb Sata hard drive for $199. That's just amazing to me... I remember paying 3-400 pounds for a 10Mb hard drive for my Atari ST in 1990 and I never filled that up.

To solve the problem of backup up the backup machine and to keep a safe copy I also purchased a external 1Tb drive for $189.

Took no time to get them installed. Now I need to find some software to do backups. I don't care for image based ones - I just need something that copies files. I suppose I can do it with a robocopy script but that sounds like more work than I want when I'm sure there is a shareware product out there. I used Second Copy 2000 for many years so I should give their new version a look see. All I want is some UI and a tool that only copies updates and doesn't steal too much CPU or disc time.

The final bit of luck was opening up the music folder and realising that due to some (Vista?) magic the folder was marked for sync which means that all my ripped music was actually stored locally somewhere too. A simple copy back up to the server and that was all fixed.

So all I lost was my old backups - no problem since I dont need them and have a new one now - and the ReplayTV movies which are not important... maybe those will show up on the frozen drive in the morning.

NICE!

Is it important enough to back up?

I admit to being a smug bastard when it comes to backups. I've managed to keep backups of all/most my data intact for close to 10 years now. At its worst I would copy the important stuff onto floppy once a month or so but for the last few years I had regular backups copying data to a server. Sure it didn't cover me in the worst case of a fire but in those cases I have backups of photos with my family in the UK.

When people tell me they lost data due to hard drive crashes I would say "at least it wasn't important stuff" and they would say "yes it was" to which my response was always "If it wasn't important enough to backup then it couldn't possibly be that important".

Well today it looks like you can all be smug back to me....

A few months ago I notice my home server making a funny clicking noise and when I rebooted it wouldn't come up. I switched my backups to a USB drive while I got round to fixing it. Turns out the hard drive is toast (and 6 months out of warranty). I've tried it in 2 machines in a vain hope I could get to it.

No worries eh? I've lost nothing important?

Well it seems that at some point I decided to copy all my ripped CDs and downloaded music to the server since that was where the big hard drive was and so I could access the music from multiple machines. Of course that meant that there now was no backup of that data. I still have all the CDs so all is not lost other than my time. The downloaded music are from the now defunct MSN Music and the now 'merged with Rhapsody' Urge so I have no clue if I can ever get those back. Thankfully I burned a few of them to a CD for a road trip so I think I may be saved again.

Also on there were a load of movies that I had collected using my Replay TVs and stored using DVArchive. Again a shame but nothing I can't eventually get back from TV or rent from NetFlix.

But the real flaw in my system and the one I should have known better because I spent 10+ years of my career making sure other people did it right is my SQL Server. When I set it up it was really there just to help me play with websites or restore backups. It wasn't for production usage. But at some point I installed AxoSoft OnTime as a trial and then I started using it to store important things and I never set up any kind of backup.

So everyone after 3...... 1-2-3.... "It couldn't have been important otherwise you would have had a backup"

The data on there is certainly not important enough to warrant paying thousands of dollars to some data recovery team to get it back but its a serious pain in my ass.

Right now the hard drive is in my freezer even though I think that 'urban myth' only works in certain cases and the click, click, click head move of death doesn't seem to be one of them.

[edit: Seems like I am lucky and got away with it even without the freezer trick]

How to be annoying at a conference

Last week was the annual(ish) MVP Summit here in Seattle and as a regular observer of idiotic behaviour there was no shortage of things for me to watch out for.

  • When there is free food its there for you to stock up your hotel room with. To the MVP who was loading his bag and pockets with candy bars and potato chips. I know you are out of pocket because Microsoft only covered 4 nights in a nice hotel and fed you for 4 days and made you pay your own airfare but seriously how much candy will you have to steal to make up the difference.
  • See the silver thing sticking out of the wall in your hotel bathroom - its called a shower and some people (that means you!) need to use it every day. Conferences are places where lots of people are in very close contact and when we have to sit next to you on the bus or in a talk its pretty rough. (Thankfully this wasn't a problem with the DirectX guys I spent most of the time with)
  • Its pretty obvious they are filling all the buses every day. So sitting on the inside seat, putting your laptop bag on a seat, pretending to be asleep are just plain rude. Though I guess if you know you smell bad you were probably saving someone from a rough bus ride.
  • Stop asking stupid and long questions to the keynote speakers there is a limited amount of time and though you will disagree IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT YOU even if you did get an MVP award.
    • If the previous 3 people have asked about sharepoint and groove then sit down - the rest of the room doesn't want another one
    • Nobody cares about where you are from, when you started developing or how much you want Steve Ballmer to kiss your ass
    • Get to the point.... when your question takes 5 minutes and the speaker answers in 20seconds you should get the hint that maybe you went on too long.
    • If you are smart enough to have written your question down in advance then read it and shut up - don't read it and then keep reiterating the same question 4 more times.
  • Its the MVP summit people - not a celebration of Canada day. Guys we love your enthusiasm but its getting a little much when you take over the keynote question time with your marketing stunts.
  • Conference organizers - try to get internet access sorted out. You know exactly how many people are coming and its a geek conference so assume 90% of them will be trying to get online.
    • Make sure you put the session evaluation questionnaire on the internet where nobody can access it because the connections are so slow.
Ultraman

It used to be that running a marathon was a big deal - until Oprah ran one! Now every man and his dog, and his cat, and his parrot and his pet stick insect has run a marathon. So how can you possibly stand out from the crowd? Run an ultramarathon!

Yes my dearest family and friends you can now say you know or are related to an ultramarathoner - and not one of those skinny muscly kinds either, no this ultramarathoner is still pretty cuddly in places.

Admittedly 50k (31.0685596miles) is the baby of ultra marathons but it still counts. The event was the Mt Si Rely and Ultra - here in WA state. This is a race that I love to do. I've been in the relay twice (once officially and once as a 'run along' due to injury) but spending the day in a sweaty car eating junk food with your running friends is something special. As you may recall I was supposed to run the 50km last year but due to an injury I was unable to take part. Well after a year of recovery and building back up everything was looking good. I did my longest run (3:30 in the rain 3 weeks ago) and have been tapering down ever since. Given how hard the last 6 miles of a marathon is I knew doing another 5 on top of that was going to be a whole new experience - one that needed some official plans. Normally for marathons I take a short break at every water stop and then just see how I feel at the end. This is a trail run with limited water stops and no mile markers. So I've been running with a CamelBak and J bought me a Garmin GPS watch for Christmas but where would I stop? For training runs we normally do 30 or 20 minute runs with 1 minute stops. But for the 50k I switched to 2 minutes - pure luxury. At the start it feels just wrong to stop when your watch beeps and see everyone else run on by but I knew that this was what I needed to do and really its not dissimilar to what I do in marathons anyway, just that EVERYONE stops at the water stops. The course starts out pretty flat for 4 miles then there is 11 miles slowly uphill, a steep half mile downhill to the turn around point and then you reverse yourself. After chatting to coach N the plan was to take a nice slow 11:00 pace to the turn around and then see how the downhill went.

The 50k group went out fast... at mile 2 I was 4th from the back. But I keep my pace very even and slowly but surely up the hill I started to pick people off. I think I passed about 8 people on the way up. It was a beautiful day and the views up in the Cascades are great but I'm used to marathons with lots of people. Sure everyone was friendly and you can have short chats as you pass or get passed but its a lot of running on your own. At 10 miles you hit the first bag drop where you can dig into any supplies and refill whatever you are carrying. Being British I had stashed a bacon sandwich and a cadbury creme egg. Apparently it takes a strong stomach to eat this sort of stuff while running but its was something for me to look forward to.

Mile 4-15 is pretty much uphill all the way but I was feeling great. I slowly passed a few of the people who went out too fast and eventually got to the turnaround point. This is the cruelest part of the race. The turnaround point is at the bottom of a hill. Yes after spending 2 hours climbing when you deserve to just turn around and reap the rewards they make you drop down a steep hill just to grab some food and turn around. This of course means an instant climb back up and for those at my speed this means a walk. I had taken a Gu at the top of the hill, eaten food at the bottom and then grabbed another Gu at the top. At this point I hit some sugar limit and decide I needed to go a while before I took any more food - my stomach was not happy with the overdose. In good news at this point I am exactly at 11 minute pace so the race plan is perfect... time to pick it up a little.

So now its easy right? 11 miles of a gradual slow downhill followed by 4 miles of flat. All on nice soft gravel trail. Well that would be a big fat No. For a start the hill is not steep enough that you feel like its that much easier which is odd because it did feel easier last time I ran this trail - it just wasn't after a 15 mile up hill. In addition the wind is now in my face which is nice and cooling but means that I had a tail wind on the way up that I didn't know about. The 5 miles back to the bag drop seem to take forever. I'm calling out the distance to the people coming up still - some seem grateful and others seem not to care. A couple of the 50 mile people pass me - amazing that they are 19 miles ahead of me in terms of distance and still going faster.

Sadly I miss my friends doing the relay at the changeover point - they are about 5 minutes behind me in time so I eat more cream egg and head off down the next 6 miles. Glancing at the watch I can see that even with the downhill I am not gaining any pace. I'm still right on 11 minutes. I can't really understand - somehow I am running downhill at the same speed as I ran uphill. My legs are getting tired sure but I'm slower than my marathon pace so I should have some left. I pass my running team mates who are running the relay and are on the way up towards me - lots of high 5s. I also pass a couple of other 50k people. I reckon I have passed about 10 people since the start so I think that I am still doing pretty well.

Getting to the bottom of the hill I pass 2 big milestones.... at 26.2 miles I start my longest distance run ever and at 4 hours 57 minutes my longest time run ever and I still have 5 miles left to go. My legs are tired but nothing like the Goofy race. As I plod along some people are catching me up. I am pretty sure most of them are 50 milers as I don't recognise them as anyone I have already passed. They are mostly taking regular walk breaks like me so we pass each other several times with various witty comments. Everyone looks so tired. The fast relay runners are cruising past us like we are standing still and most of them yell something encouraging. I'm especially grateful to the lady who yelled "you guys are amazing" to all the ultra runners as she passed us. The trail is long and straight and seems very much longer than the same trail just 4 hours earlier. Taking walk breaks at this point is a double edged sword. On one hand your tired legs really appreciate the walk and the water but restarting those legs is quite horrible. During the 20 minute part of my run I often convince myself that I should just run through the break to avoid the pain of restarting but by the end I always need and take the break.

It seems to take forever to pass the golf course and get to the bridge with the steps down to the road. Yes I said steps. The small group I am with takes them very easy. Some go down backwards - I choose a sideways approach holding onto the hand rail very well. Once at the bottom I know there is less than half a mile to go and somehow find some energy. I pull away from the couple of people I have been running near and head up a slight hill to the town. There is a bar on the corner I recognise and I pick up my speed and get to the school. Less than 400 yards to go and I hear coach N yelling and amazingly my legs feel just fine and I even manage another speedup round to the finish line. Final time 5:53:33 a little slower than I hoped but under 6 hours. That's an 11:20 pace so I know I slowed for those last 5 miles. I end up 39th out of 56 people.

Amazingly enough my legs are stiff but after a few minutes of stretching and walking around I feel pretty good. I get my blanket and my box of little debbie triple chocolate super fudge high fructose lard cakes and start the refueling process. My watch says I burned 5552 calories in those 6 hours so for once I am allowed to eat whatever the hell I want. I have about an hour to wait before the relay teams come in. Thankfully the weather is nice so its not too bad.

That evening I was moving around far better than I expected. The more marathons I run the easier the recovery gets. Don't get me wrong - I didn't run anywhere for a week and stairs and buses were not my friends but in general people don't believe you ran 31 miles when you just have a few aches and pains.

So is this the end of craziness for The Zman? Who knows? I will be doing some more half and full marathons coming up and hopefully at least one Triathlon this year. I'm hoping to run 3 marathons in 3 months at the tail end of the year to qualify for Marathon Manics. The 50k was overall easier than the 39.3 miles in 2 days that I did at Disney so I think I will try some more of these. Will I ever run the 50 or 100 milers that tantalize me despite knowing that only insane people do them? Well time will tell I suppose. I can't say never because 3 years ago I would have said 'Never' to running 5 miles let alone 5 marathons and an ultra.

Oh and for those keeping count the final food count for the run was 7 Gu's, 2.5 bags of shot blocks, 2 cream eggs, half a bacon sandwich, 2 handfuls of potato chips, about 6 cookies and about 1.5 bottles of gatorade. Final verdict - cream eggs great. Bacon sandwich great but takes too long to chew and eat - I wonder if I can make bacon flavoured Gu?

Procrastination Irony

Some friends were twittering about an InBox Zero video a few days ago. Of course since I am such a procrastinator its taken me 4 days to finish watching it and a lot of that was reading email.... Hmmmm ironic eh?

My in boxes:

zman: 3570 emails oldest 11/19/2004

non zman: 2060 emails. Oldest 6/12/1999 (WOW!!!!)

And that doesn't include some folders that I automatically filter things into...

Good video even if it makes me feel like I am not in control of anything.

 

Mexican coke... more over-hyped nonsense...

I had heard the hype about the legendary Mexican coke that has sugar instead of High Fructose Corn Syrup (HFCS). I honestly believed that this was "the real thing" and I would just die from the flavour and taste like most other people who have tried it. I even heard that if you are in the right place at the right time in a large US city you can get specially formulated passover coke.

I must admit to being a little skeptical about the claims - most of the hype behind this sort of thing ends up being rather exaggerated with rabid fans of whatever is supposed to be better raving about it so that everyone else ends up wanting to rave too so they are part of the cool kids club. So when i saw that they were selling the mexican stuff in Costco I knew I had to buy some... even if it did cost over twice as much as the evil US variant.

So I chilled my bottle and drank my first sip of the nectar... hmmm it tastes like coke... let me remember what the blogs said it SHOULD taste like. sweeter that's right... well maybe I can taste that. J tried hers... she doesn't seem convinced either. So what does a computer programmer and a scientist do in such a case... a doubly blinded taste test.

Now there's a dilemma - how can 2 people perform a double blind test on themselves. It took a little debate but eventually we came up with a protocol. I write A and B on paper cups and pour Mexican in one and USA in the other and record which is which while J is out of the room. Then I leave and J writes 1 and 2 on paper cups and randomly pours the coke from A and B into those cups and records which is which. She has no clue what was in A&B and I have no clue what is in 1&2 so we are fully double blind. And we taste.

At first I cannot taste any difference and I have to drink a lot and really think hard to find one that is sweeter. Now its J's turn. She also can't taste much difference but eventually chooses. I chose A as mexican - she chose B - and I was right (praise be to the Flying Spaghetti monster). Even though I Iove to be right this isn't enough samples (we have 21 more bottles) but the one thing we agree on is that the difference between them side by side is negligible. We may also have to add some palette cleansing into the protocol to ensure we get a fair taste - what kind of cheese goes with coke anyway?

Of course this turned into a 'debate' over which should be sweeter - the sugar or the HFCS? Well before J strangled me for being argumentative we put a hold on the discussion for another day (which I promise to blog even if she is right!).

Now its not to say there isn't a good reason to switch the mexican coke - HFCS has a pretty bad reputation nutrition wise and mexican coke does come in those nice glass bottles which always make my coke taste nicer (in my head). But just to provide a balanced view in the world of blog hype... my personal opinion is that most people can't tell unless you let them know how much better it is supposed to be.

A whole new business plan

Writing code for a living is a lot of hard work so I'm very pleased to share with the world a way to make a lot of money while just pissing off a few people.

  1. Create an ebay account
  2. Sell enough stuff legitimitely to get solid positive feedback and power seller status, preferably over several years
  3. Now you are invincible - people will trust you so....
  4. Start selling magazines on ebay
  5. Make sure to add the words "magazine subscriptions take up to 90 days please contact me before leaving bad feedback or taking a dispute"
  6. Sell a few months of magazines taking you up to the month of November
  7. Now its December the holiday season - your years of planning come to fruition - sell more magazines than ever before but don't actually order anything from the publishers
  8. January - nobody has noticed yet because its less than 90 days and people trust you. Keep selling more magazines.
  9. Empty your paypal account to prevent refunds
  10. Stop putting up new auctions, get a new email address and shut off the cell phone you gave ebay as the contact number
  11. February - there's a couple of people given bad feedback but it doesn't show as significant because you have thousands of good ones.
  12. March - 90 days have passed and all hell breaks loose
  13. Spend your ill gotten gains

I don't buy a lot of stuff on ebay - under 10 items a year - but I've been buying magazine subscriptions on there because they are so damn cheap. Up till this year I got ripped off once. In the last 3 months 2 magazine sellers have pulled the above stunt on myself and thousands of others.

Here's how you find out there is a problem:

  1. 90 days pass - no magazine
  2. Contact the seller through ebay - notice all the recent bad feedback and sigh... No response
  3. Contact the seller through email - no response
  4. Read the feedback that says they do not respond to disputes and their phone is disconnected
  5. Try to open a dispute - ebay won't allow it after 60 days
  6. Try to dispute through paypal - they don't care after 45
  7. Complain to ebay
  8. Get a form letter back from a robot telling you what you already know
  9. Send bitchy email to ebay asking for a human
  10. Get nice email back telling you that they will investigate
  11. Sellers account gets suspended but they don't care because they have already spent the money on booze or drugs or more holiday lights for their trailer.

Ebay of course will offer no advice beyond 'please read our FAQs to help regarding fraud'. Thankfully for the sellers its only a few $$ so not worth my time to file mail fraud charges in their states or whatever it is I am supposed to do. In fact i probably wasn't even worth my time writing this blog other than to let the world know about this easy money making scheme. I only charge 10% of your gross income!

So Gilbert Flores from Arlington, TX and Casey Parkinson from North Attleboro, MA I'd just like to send a big sarcastic thank you and hope you enjoyed your holidays.

 

ZMan makes the DailyWTF

Those of you in the programming world will have heard of the DailyWTF - WTF meaning of course What the F*** - that showcases the worst of the computer programming world. Its not a place that a world respected programmer like myself ever wants to end up.

Which is why I was shocked when i saw a screen shot from Space Blitz - a learning GDI based game I did for MSDN a few years ago. What coding sin had I committed that had made me worthy for inclusion?

Thankfully I soon realised that it was some ad web coding on another developers part that had got the screen shot included. Apparently I had managed to include some contact management software inside the space invaders type game - yes folks I am THAT good a developer!!!!

 

Hills should be illegal!

I know you are all expecting my race reports to get crazier and crazier after my goofy race but the next crazy race is not for 5 more weeks (only the 50k folks - I'm not totally insane [well maybe not till 2009]).

But as part of the training we like to get out and do a race every so often and the Mercer Island half is always a good one to start the season with. There's only one problem with this race - its hilly all the way through. I'm not sure if there are actually any parts of it that are totally flat. Even worse our non scientific survey says that there are 3 miles of steep downhill, compared to 10 miles of gradual or steep uphill. I know the net gain for the race is 0ft but it doesn't feel like that.

Because of my upcoming ultra I am running 4 times a week now and I ran 8 miles in a trail run relay last weekend so I was not feeling very fresh going into this race. The first 2-3 miles were more hard work than I remember for a half marathon and I averaged about a 9:40 pace. Heck I ran the first half of the Seattle marathon faster than this (though that was a stupid thing to have done!). One of my running group buddies was running about the same speed but he was water breaking on his own schedule and I was taking water at the fairly regular water stops so we kept passing each other which was nice. Its really strange that because we run together so much we can recognise footsteps, breathing or even a cough as we came up on each other.

Some of the hills are long and slow and you can't always tell its a gradient so you just wonder why things feel so tough. Miles 3-6 I managed to speed up a little to get under 9:30 pace. Some miles were ok, others were just reminding me of the ache in my legs. Its nothing like the last 10 miles of the goofy and its good practise for the 50k so I suck it up and keep plugging on. I can feel the calf where I had my injury getting tight so I'm glad of an excuse not to push too hard.

Around mile 8 I stop for water and when I restart my calf seizes up for a moment. I do some long paces to stretch it out but I can feel that something isn't quite right. Thankfully after a few hundred yards it loosens up but I take the next mile a little slower just in case. At the next water stop at mile 10 I decide to grab a water but not stop and walk in case my leg freezes up again. I really don't know how the elite athletes do it. I slow down to a very slow jog and still spill most of the water on me. A quick check of the watch tells me that I need a 20 minute 5k to PR at this point. Sometimes its nice to know that the pressure is off. I'm still averaging under 9:30 pace so I continue on at that speed.

There's a couple of nasty hills at mile 11 and up to the finish at mile 13 but thankfully J and the rest of the supporter crew are half way up the last hill for inspiration and I come in for a nice 2:04 and 9:27pace. Not my fastest but a good run on tired legs I think.

So now just 5 training weeks left until my 50k (32 mile) run. After that no crazy plans finalized just yet.

 

Posted 10 March 2008 09:58 AM by zman | 3 comment(s)
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Retarded dog owners

Just because your dog responds to 'sit' when you are sitting quietly at home with a treat in your hand does not mean your dog is trained well nor is it 'under voice control'. So when you take your dog to a park please follow the city law and keep her on a leash. Yelling "Sally" in ever increasing volume for 5 minutes while you stand totally still really doesn't work and makes you look stupid. Maybe running after your loose animal would help your over sized American butt too. I'm sure the responsible dog owners with their pets on a leash really appreciated the welcome your dog gave theirs, I'm sure the parents of all the kids on the swings really loved your dog going to visit them - I know your dog is friendly but not everyone likes dogs and lots of little kids are scared of them. But worst of all there is a major road less that 50 yards away from where your dog was aimlessly trotting around ignoring you. Some of us have no desire to see an accident or a dead dog - but I guess I guess your lack of a leash indicates how much you care for your animal - you can always get another one eh? I hope you get a ticket! Of course then you would write a self righteous letter to the local paper whining about your constitutional rights and the Geneva convention being ignored and how the police should have better things to do. I forgot... YOU are more important than everyone else!

Florida sounds nice in June

Regular readers will know that I put some speculative XNA talks in for Tech*Ed - I biased the titles and content towards a more business audience which means I can still show off all the cool XNA stuff but hopefully the attendees won't feel bad about missing that SQL server session.

Well I was quite gobsmacked to get accetped for 2 of the talks.. High Performance Graphics for Microsoft .NET Applications and Introduction to XNA Game Studio for Serious Games and simulations.

I suppose I should start writing them eh?

See you at Tech*Ed...

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